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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Watching Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory today (apparently pogle has several of the songs stuck in his head today). Even better than I remember. I probably haven’t seen the film for a decade or so.

  • I love that science teacher! Class dismissed!
  • Veruca Salt is hilarious. A demon child to haunt the dreams of all adults.
  • Gene. Freaking. Wilder.

Rating: ★★★★★ 

Limbo (Xbox Arcade)

Copyright of Playdead Games

Limbo

Xbox 360 (Arcade)

Story Rating: 2/5

Environment Rating: 5/5

Game Play Rating: Thumb Buster

Review:

Dark and innovative, Limbo is a very unique game. There is no dialogue, written or heard, throughout the entire game. Instead, you wake up in a dark wood and must find your way as best as you can with no knowledge of WHY (unless you’ve read all of the other reviews out there, as I had). At first, the game seems easy and fun. Even dying (especially dying) becomes a source of amusement, as our hero with no name inevitably meets a gruesome end with every mistake we make. There are no lives, though; no penalty. You just dust yourself off and try again. With autosaving after every puzzle, I’m perfectly happy with this gameplay approach. The puzzles needed to progress become much more challenging, so that towards then end I was almost wholly dependent on pogle’s assistance to finish. Certain puzzles become so frustrating that, the minute you realize you’ve messed up yet again, you’ll find yourself running the hero into the nearest source of death with some satisfaction. Sweet ending, I guess, albeit truncated.

Conclusion:

Fun, in its own way. Unique environment. Little forgiveness in the later puzzles. Morbid. Bleeping sawblades.

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

2010: A Retrospective

Michele’s Favorites of 2010

Film:

Video Game

Books

Humor:

  • The Parasol Protectorate Series by Gail Carriger
  • Jane Jameson Series by Molly Harper

Zombies:

  • Feed by Mira Grant
  • World War Z by Max Brooks

Steampunk (or Magic/Supernatural & Technology)

  • Burton & Swinburne in the Strange Affair of Spring-Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder
  • Leviathan & Behemoth by Scott Westerfeld
  • Triumff: Her Majesty’s Hero by Dan Abnett
  • The Parasol Protectorate Series by Gail Carriger

SF/F

  • The Warrior’s Apprentice by Lois McMaster Bujold
  • Thursday Next Series by Jasper Fforde
  • Skulduggery Pleasant Series by Derek Landy

Graphic Novels

  • Beasts of Burden: Animal Rites by Evan Dorkin & Jill Thompson Horror
  • Blacksad by Juan Diaz Canales Noir
  • Tribes: The Dog Years by Michael Geszel & Inaki Miranda Post-Apocalyptic
  • Castle Waiting (Collection #1) by Linda Medley Humor
  • Gunnerkrigg Court (Volume 1) by Tom Siddell (available online @ http://gunnerkrigg.com) Steampunk
  • Fullmetal Alchemist Series by Hiromu Arakawa Steampunk

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Back to the Future I & II

I had not seen the Back to the future movies since I was a young child, so except for a few scenes (lightning and the DeLorean, Biff marrying Marty’s mom) I really didn’t remember much. I was pleasantly surprised when, while watching Back to the Future, I could not stop laughing. Being older now, I finally got all those jokes that went right over my head when I first watched it. I loved it and I can sort of see why pogle was so astounded that I wasn’t more into the films than I was.

Rating: ★★★★★ 

Back to the Future II was okay, but not nearly as enjoyable as the first. Elizabeth Shue’s acting at the start does not help set the mood for the film, and Marty’s idiot actions are mostly just frustrating (no wonder he has the chance to have a kid like Marty Jr). The main highlights were the parallels they created with the first film (which is why pogle made me watch the two side by side).

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Toy Story 3

Once again, Pixar has managed to amaze me (and make me cry). Somehow they have made each Toy Story be as good as, and in this case better than, the last. An enjoyable film geared more towards an adult audience simply because children, while they’ll enjoy the action, will not have yet experienced the bittersweetness of growing up.

Rating: ★★★★★ 

How to Train Your Dragon & 9

How to Train Your Dragon

Excellent movie. It’s been a long time since I’ve read the original books, but from what I remember the movie definitely followed at least the spirit of the books. I love how natural Toothless appears: you can definitely tell that they studied animals to get his movements down (he reminded me of a cat and our ferrets in his mannerisms). We promptly went and purchased the movie (on sale) as well the first few books in the series to read and share with the family.

Rating: ★★★★★ 

9

We made sure to watch the original short (included on the DVD) before watching the film. They certainly took inspiration from it, but the extended film was in the end much happier than the original short. I didn’t hate it, but I don’t have to watch it ever again.

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Red: Werewolf Hunter

Not really a review, more a collection of thoughts of the film.

  1. Hobo werewolf evangelist
  2. Go Jake!
  3. Glittery hand of doom!
  4. SyFy does to SF films what Hallmark does to Drama films
  5. Someone please send out a Jurisfiction agent to fix all of the plot holes.

Conclusion: Not bad for SyFy. The plot was too loose, but I was still compelled to finish the film and see how it all ended.

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Mini-Movie Review: 30 Days of Night

Haven’t done a movie review for awhile, so what the heck, have at ye.

30 Days of Night

Overall I rather enjoyed this film, although I was so wound up from all the slaughtering that I trembled through most of the movie. In case you didn’t get the hint, there’s a lot of blood. Pretty much a town full, really…

Excellent heroes carry the movie, but you also get to see a couple instances of fruitless cowardice (I’ll be blunt: it didn’t help them live longer.) The plot has several gaps:

Spoilers
What’s the background of the Vampire Mafia? Who’s the little girl vampire? Why does the lead vampire not have weird creepy slanted eyes like all of the others? Why weren’t the vampires actually removing the victims’ heads like the leader instructed at one point, so that they wouldn’t turn?

Be warned: the ending made me cry. I’ll forgive it, as long as I don’t have nightmares tonight.

If you like horror vampires and you don’t mind lots of violence, not a bad movie. For those of us more easily shocked, I recommend a movie buddy (there’s no way I’d watch this by myself).

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

PS: Josh Hartnett is totally turning into Tommy Lee Jones.

Still no ferret pics

But have a sneak peak at something for the new site:

Minion Head Footer

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss

Brain dead from work. Videos soon, pictures when we take some more. 😛

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