Silent Hill: Just. Don't. *walks off cursing random plots and incomplete/incoherent endings* Lady in the Water: A wonderful modern fairytale that I highly recommend to everyone. (This crappy review brought to you by Joomla and its sucky text editor which lost my original, longer review.)

The Italian Job: Mark Wahlberg doing emotional scenes. *snerk* Favorite scene: Getaway car driver is told to clock the time from dude's house to Union Station; screen flashes to him stuck in LA traffic. Also, this is probably the only movie in existence that makes the Mini Cooper cool. XXX: A quote to sum up…

Resident Evil: Ever since Fifth Element, Milla Jovovich has been one of my favorite action actresses. She's a little more tame in this film than Fifth Element, but she's still awesome to watch. Pog says that I have a thing for strong female characters who don't let men/"the man" push them around. The plot is…

Hot Fuzz: Nice mock of british village culture. Even better than Shaun of the Dead.  The Rundown: Worth watching for fight scenes and seeing Sean William Scott get beat up a lot

300: Amazing fight scenes and imagery. Annoyed at Queen Gorgo at one point, but she (somewhat) redeems herself. Leonides totally gives away his scottish accent at one point (and he sounded just like Sean Connery…hot).  The Hobbit: Hilarious animated adaptation of Tolkien's book. A must see just for the singing.