Over Thanksgiving the carpet sharks got to meet their cousins Bandit and Nix. Bandit’s a very pretty male Silver Mitt; he’s really rather calm compared to our ferrets. I don’t know the rubber ducky’s name.

Ysabell: The better to find and eat all of your socks, my dear.

Minion: Now play with me already!

I think Ferretone would work better than Drano, though.