The scene:

Medium sized dog in a fence. Loud. Barking ferociously in defense of his boundaries.

Small cat. Just big enough to discard kitten status. Sitting sedately on other side of fence staring at dog.

The punchline:

Cat stares deliberately at the dog, then leans down and starts cleaning its nether regions.

I laughed, at least.

Nickelback concert tomorrow evening. We shall see if the audience participation event is as good as it was at Weird Al. Somehow I doubt it will be, but one can hope.