I AM NOT HURTING HER. I’m trying to apply gentle pressure to her jaw hinges in the hopes she’ll release her grip a bit. This is a tricky procedure because you only get a split second before she chomps down again…either on the plastic or your fingers. The girl has the jaw strength of a…

Please notice that I have to use two hands just to hold on to the package. She’s a strong little ferret!

Minion’s a bit territorial about that hammock. If Jack Jack is sleeping there, Minion will just plop on top of him. Always. He doesn’t care that there’s another hammock level just below. The top bunk is *his*.