So I go into our guest bedroom and pull out this vacuum sealed bag of old clothes I keep around for scrap cloth (I had just found this tutorial and knew I had the perfect sweater to try it on in there). After pulling on the sweater and following a few steps of the tutorial, I looked down and saw…

A piece of ferret food.

After celebrating that it wasn’t ferret poo (after picking it up of course, doh), I threw it away and started trying to figure out why it was in the guest bedroom. The ferrets are never allowed in that room…except…

Except I distinctly remember a little white ferrety head gazing at me one day from underneath the bed after he had made one of his famous escapes.

Maybe, just maybe…

Mono!

You’ve returned!

I promise to give you a higher home like your peers, so that Jack Jack won’t steal you and try to eat your eyes next time he escapes.

Welcome home.

<3, M